Recently joined out of curiosity and quarantine boredom... This has been a welcome/fun distraction and a great way to feel connected despite social distancing requirements; a fun and elaborate exercise in vulnerability... But as soon as a vaccine becomes widely available i'll probably disappear into the night as quickly as I came, so while I'm here let's get to know each other! Ask me anything about myself or solicit advice and Ill do my best to answer honestly (or at worst decline to answer). Hopefully it's abundantly clear that I'm 100% sincere and am happy to share anything about myself.
Are you single?
Sorry boys, Im married! But we practice ethical non-monogamy (Google it) and he will occasionally make an appearance with me when hes in the mood.
Why are you on Chaturbate?
There is no short answer here But mostly because Im having so much fun! Oddly enough, Id never even heard of camming until after the arrival of COVID-19, when I was binging on Netflix and saw Big Jay Oakersons comedy set on the show The Degenerates. Deprived of social interaction and bored out of my gourd, I broadcasted for the first time out of curiosity and the rest is history. If I feel like getting naked I will, and if I dont I wont. This is not a career shift for me and Im not doing it for the money, I just enjoy making sincere connections with my fans' and love bringing joy to others Plus Im apparently really good at it. =)
Where is your tip menu?
I dont have one. If you notice, I dont have any third party apps/bots set up, and all my moderating is done manually but my wonderful and awesome moderators (shoutouts below). I dont have goals or tickets or whatever tf else this site allows because its loud, distracting, and I am not a trained seal who will perform circus tricks for tokens. If I treated this like a job I would cease to enjoy it and subsequently become just like all the other girls on this site who come off terribly insincere (and sincerity is my differentiator). However, if you are enjoying what you see, you can tip to show your appreciation, and I always appreciate your appreciation. If you have any REQUESTS you may do so in a tip note or via email, but too many public demands will get you booted.
What is your day job?
Im a Senior Account Executive at a tech company selling software as a service.
Do you do privates or special requests?
Sometimes I do, but rarely. I dont like disrupting the momentum for everyone else and think its rude to keep you guys waiting so if you want me to send you underwear or participate in financial domination (wtf, thats a thing???) youre better off sending me an email at email@example.com for any one-offs.
When do you typically broadcast?
Really just when the mood strikes, which is typically late at night when Ive got insomnia and need a release, or need some company to kill time. Between work, homeschooling (yes Im a mom), and being a doting wife to my awesome hunk of a husband, I cant commit to a regular broadcasting schedule because Id hate to let you guys down if something came up that prevented me from sticking to it.
Why arent you naked?
You may have noticed I always use the term broadcast and not show and thats because I dont feel like Im "putting on a show", Im just broadcasting my honest self to a large group of friends/strangers around the world on a platform that happens to allow nudity. Sometimes Ill be doing something mundane like cooking/eating a late midnight snack, or having a friendly debate with a flat-earther, and sometimes Ill need a sexual release in order to sleep. If youre only interested in the naughty stuff then luckily for you, theres a thousand other naked girls on this site. =)
Ok youre naked, but you didnt finishwhat gives???
Women since the beginning of time have been faking orgasms to spare their partners frail and fragile egos and THIS IS A PRACTICE THAT NEEDS TO STOP RTF NOW. Lol, but seriously, you gotta earn it boys. If it doesnt happen, it doesnt happen. I promise youll still enjoy the journey even if I dont make it to the destination with you.
Why arent you responding to my questions in the group chat or in a private message?
I really do try to get to all the questions but I am hopelessly incapable when it comes to multitasking and get easily overwhelmed when the volume becomes unmanageable. I also like to answer thoroughly which takes a long time and only gets me further and further behind in the chat. Just know that Im not doing it on purpose and feel free to send me an email if I dont ever get to it. I respond to all emails and youre also more likely to get a thorough response. Just remember to identify yourself by putting your CB handle/username in the Subject line.
Why should I follow you on Snapchat or Instagram?
I try to post on Snapchat regularly; everything from mundane food porn shots to naughty/sexy selfies and I also try to read/respond to all my DMs, but you must be willing to change the message deletion settings from immediately to 24 hours after viewing (because Ill never remember what was last said without some context). I charge tokens for this only to mitigate the volume of requests, so subscribing to the basic economic principal of supply and demand, I will raise the cost as the volume gets to be less and less manageable. My Instagram (@joanwayne19) is free because it is used as a way for me to share pictures/videos that pertain to a recent broadcast. There is never any nudity and if I dont follow you then your DMs get filtered as spam.
What is this Wall of Dicks you keep talking about?
I had the idea to create a wall of dicks behind me of dick molds created by my fans who want me to utilize their mold during one of my broadcasts The lucky dick would be selected at random each time via a raffle (that would include the CB handles of anyone who was present for that particular broadcast). To participate, you would only need to purchase your own casting kit ($40) from Amazon and pay for the cost of shipping it to me. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with Wall of Dicks - [your CB handle] in the subject line and Ill send you my PO Box shipping address.
Anything else I missed? Just ask!